Japanese Nurse Ready to Help Japan’s Quake Victims.

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In the wake of Japan’s earthquake and tsunami disasters, CNN and other news outlets have been giving the front line rescue activities the spotlight.  Phat Al would like to take a moment to honor the unsung heroes behind the scenes, the sexy Japanese Nurses.

 

Japanese Nurses are competent, caring, compassionate—and sexy as all fuck!  When you see the kind of care and attention these sexy Japanese nurses give the Japan Earthquake victims, you’ll wish you were a Japan Tsunami victim!

 

Now, Phat Al does not want anyone to take this tragedy too lightly.  Doubtless a number of our favorite sexy, cock gobbling japanese nurse porn stars have been affected and possibly killed in this disaster.  Phat Al recommends supporting the japanese people, their rescue efforts, and their economy by watching more Japanese nurse porn.  If you’d like to make a financial contribution towards the japanese earthquake relief efforts, Phat Al suggests you join Horny Tokyo.  Joining Horny Tokyo ensures an uninterrupted flow of great japanese porn while keeping the beautiful girls of Japan employed.

 

In between wank sessions, Phat Al has been checking the following sites to stay up to date on the disaster in Japan:

 

 

Now is the time to show your support for the japanese Nurses and japanese Porn industry—join Horny Tokyo today.  One membership gets you into a dozen awesome sites—not all asian.  Horny Tokyo gets a Phat Al’s thumbs up.  How often do you get a chance help others while jacking off?  Join today!—Phat AlThumbs up

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I doubt she is a virgin but she is fucking hot!

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China is not a great place to live. Most expats don’t do it for the food, or the money, or the culture, they do it for the beaver breather. They also do it because the girls will gladly wash your car.

Speaking of carwashes, here is an interesting factoid for you. In the Dominican Republic car washes are a popular place for partying and sex. There is also a decent percentage of Gap Leg girls in the Dominican Republic, especially amongst the Haitian refugees. The formula for the leg gap is pretty simple:

wide hips+thin girl=GAP LEG

You won’t find the gap on American chicks unless they are crack-whores since most American girls have gotten too fat to have the gap.

If you love the gap you should consider a trip to Asia, where the girls have wide hips and are still thin, you’ll be in Beaver Breather Heaven!—Phat Al

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Do you smoke after sex? Would you like to?

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CHINESE INVENT WATERPROOF CIGARETTE! 

The Chinese smoke everywhere common sense tells you not to smoke; elevators, department stores, operating rooms, even while trying to swim in the ocean. Many times, sitting on the beach, I’d start thinking about how to invent a waterproof cigarette. I figured the person to create a waterproof cigarette in China, allowing Chinese men and sultry Chinese schoolgirls to smoke while swimming, surfing, or drowning, would be rich!
Well some clever Chinese guy beat me to it. It’s called an e-cigarette, and it’s going to change the world. With the ecigarette, you can now smoke anywhere; hospitals, schools, airports, airplanes, your parents house–and yes–even while swimming in the ocean.
Ecigs are amazing, they are to smoking what the hydrogen engine is to automobiles, the only thing resulting from the combustion is water vapor.
And they are cheap. Even after investing in batteries, atomizers, and eliquids, it works out to about a dollar a pack.
I’m a blogger, I spend hours in front of the computer. I would suck down 3 packs a day easy while waiting for pages to update or refresh. I bought my first ecigarette’s and immediately dropped to a few ‘analogue’ cigarettes a day. Even then, they tasted like crap and I wished I was smoking my e-cigarette.
Now, after 1 month of smoking my ecig and a few Marlboro lights every day, almost all of the tar stains have been erased from my teeth just through normal brushing. I can’t wait to go to the dentist now and not have to spend the extra time and money getting all of the stains removed.
Am I still addicted to nicotine, you bet! After doing a lot of research on this over the past several months I’ve learned that nicotine isn’t any worse for you than caffeine. In fact, scientists are starting to discover that nicotine has many health benefits. Regardless, I’m no  longer constantly thinking to myself that I should quit smoking. Now I can get my nicotine fix anywhere, anytime, and without the hundreds of known cancer causing agents inside of normal cigarettes.
Vaping on my ecigarette with a huge variety of flavors, nicotine levels, smoke levels, and throat hit sensations, esmoking has become a hobby unto itself.
If you’re interested in having a clean mouth, fresh breathe, clothes that don’t stink, a longer life, enough extra money to join 3 membership sites a month, and the ability to smoke anywhere, click on the link below. They are the best company offering only the best ecigarettes and eliquids, with unmatched customer support.
Even if you don’t smoke, I guarantee you’ll enjoy the variety of flavors so much, you may want to take it up!

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